FF7 Tag!

I was reading someone's fanfic profile and I saw this, so I decided to take it and do it the FF7 style :3 If you're interested, you can do it yourself and just let me know (provided it's FF7!)

Write Down Ten Random Characters! (Final Fantasy 7!)

1. Cloud

2. Tifa

3. Reno

4. Rude

5. Elena

6. Barret

7. Tseng

8. Vincent 

9. Yuffie

10. Rufus Shinra

(here we go!)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Rude invites Reno and Vincent to dinner? They end up drinking and it'll be a Reno-solo conversation. 

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Cloud's house, so I can grill him with questions like "Why the heck did you allow Zack Fair to die!?!" Then again, I'd love to go Barret's house because I wanna play with Marlene :3

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Tifa and Tseng making out? That has NEVER occured in my mind. If Rufus Shinra were to walk in, that would mean that Tseng is working or something. So... no. it's not going to happen. It's just weird. (Just for the sake of answering, Rufus wouldn't give a care who Tseng snogs.)

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Hahahaha! Reno falling in love with Barret???? Vincent jealous? Hmm, following logical understanding and past experiences, Barret would probably lock Vincent in the laboratory and Vincent would end up sleeping in the coffin for the next 30 years again. 

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Rude jumps me in a dark alleyway. Between Tifa, Tseng and Rufus, I believe I can trust Tifa more. Besides, Rude will gladly allow Tifa to save me :3

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

If Cloud starts a cooking show, it might actually work out. You never know these finer things in life...

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Reno has to marry either Vincent, Rude or Yuffie? OOOOhhh... tough competition. All yaoi fanfic writers are screaming "Reno/Rude!!!!" and others "Reno/Yuffie!!!" I think Reno will pick Yuffie, but chances are she'll fall for Vincent instead *wags eyebrows at Yuffietine shippers*

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Tseng kidnaps Tifa and demands something from Elena for her release. Hmm... A date?

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Everyone on Reno? Nope. Not a chance. I mean, I love Reno and all, but hello? You're talking about Reno's boss and Cloud Strife here. If Cloud can omnislash Sephy, what chances do Reno have?

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Tifa and Tseng (again?)'s wedding and Vincent is not invited. Guess he can't be bothered.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Barret is afraid of Tseng only because Tseng has better looking hair than he.

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Yuffie is late for Tifa and Tseng's wedding? She looks like the sort to be late, Tifa probably wouldn't really mind anyway. 

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Elena and Yuffie get drunk and end up at my house. I will dump them in a cold shower and send them to bed. I've got work tomorrow!

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Yuffie murder's Tifa's best friend (of which should be Cloud). Tifa is too nice to exact revenge. But Cloud wouldn't be killed that easily anyway!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Barret and Cloud are in mortal danger. I believe that they will save one another and work together to get out of danger.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Vincent and Reno go camping and they forget food. They don't need food, just give them beer!! I doubt Vincent eats, I mean, he's been sleeping for thirty years!

What might a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Hmm... I really don't know. Tifa doesn't look like the sort to use pick up lines. 

Would Three and Seven get together?

Reno and Tseng = No.

Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eight?

Vincent. Barret will shoot the ceiling off if he found his students not focusing on their work enough.

Do you think Two is hot? How hot?

Tifa is HOT. Look at all the fanboys!!!

Ten sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does Eight succeed?

Rufus would send Vincent on a mission for some immortality potion since he needs to live as long as he can as Shinra's President. Since Vincent is already immortal, I guess there's no more chance for Rufus.

What would Five most likely be arrested for?

Elena will be arrested for being too annoying.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?

Both are equally good. Both carry the same amount of apathy, which Tseng just slightly more. So it depends whether you're a Turk or in AVALANCHE :P

7 and 4 start a conversation about Michael Jackson. How does it go?

Tseng: Who is Michael Jackson?

Rude: ...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tifa and Barret are working partners, they don't have that kind of chemistry.

Make up a summary for a Three and Ten Fan Fic.

Reno and Rufus first met in Shinra Company. Reno was a rookie Turk and Rufus was Vice President to-be. Some misunderstanding and fighting, and they'll be fine. Perhaps eventually Reno will find something in Rufus that's worth his effort to protect and guard.

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Phew! That's really long! I'm glad it's over. I wish that the tag had more variation with other numbers. They seem to like the numbers, 2,3,7,8

Give it a try, maybe?